A Fine Romance

After 25 years I can safely report that romance is definitely dead in the Decent relationship.
Last night as I was preparing for bed, Ross called to me from the shower.
"Hilary, come and have a look at this."
After so many years together, I was doubtful that Ross had anything I hadn't seen before. Still, it was a beautiful bathroom with a double shower, so I thought my luck must be in.
His eyes lit up as I approached.
"Look at this," he smiled, reaching up above the bath. "A pull out washing line!"