Snap Happy

You certainly feel like a celebrity on a cruise ship. They never stop taking your picture.
As we queued for our "formals", we found ourselves behind an American family group - they tend to travel en mass, probably to save sending postcards to anyone left at home.
What we learnt from watching them:
1. Never have your photo taken with children or animals.
2. If you have three children in a photo, one will smile, one will cry and the other will pick his nose.
3. When the nose picker stops, the crying child will fall asleep and the smiler will stick her tongue out.
4. When the smiler puts her tongue back in, the nose picker will scratch, the crying child will pull his mothr's hair and the smiler will start crying.
5. When you travel without your children, you may miss them, but you sure get good photos.