The Newlywed Game

The best thing about our cruise has been the many wonderful people we have met. We haven't made any life long friends, but have shared meals and meetings with some lovely folk with great stories to tell.
The most unusual must be the couple we had breakfast with today. They married in the ship's chapel two days ago. Personally, I think they rushed into things a little. They have only been together eight months, and yet they have already married. Shouldn't think it will last..
Actually, it turns out they were high school classmates back home in San Antonio, Texas. He never asked her out on a date, much to her annoyance, because he said she was a terrible dancer.
They both married other people, but eventually met up at a high school reunion. To be honest, they must have been the only people there, because they are now both 88 years old.
They were tremendous fun and admitted they had not had breakfast in the restaurant before, because after all, they were on honeymoon, and didn't get out of bed til late.